1. You have no time off.
This seems logical, but while I was growing up my parents worked in the school system. They had ample time off for us to do family things and go on vacation adventures. If you work in a normal 8-5 job you don't have the same freedoms. I get weekends off, during which I do chores and shop for food for the week ahead. My nights are spent cooking dinner/eating and packing lunches for the next day.. Then hopefully getting to sleep early so I can wake up at a reasonable time for my commute.
2. You have to cut your own canalopes.
If you didn't have a dad who's amazing at cutting fruits and making pancakes then you won't understand this struggle. I had been living my entire life with amazing fruits cut for me. I had no idea how big of a pain it was to cut up a melon larger than a human head.
3. There are no snow days in the real world.
If you're lucky enough to get a specified amount of vacation days you want to use them on actual vacations.. Not the polar vortex. Because of this, there are far too many people risking their lives through a blizzard to get to their desk job.
4. There is no such thing as getting to stay home with a stomach ache, or strep throat, or getting out early for the dentist.
When I was in school if I was sick I stayed home and got better, simple as that. I got to rest and heal. If I had to go to the dentist I would leave school early and go to the dentist. Now if I need to do either of these things I have to give up a sweet token known as a personal day. The alternative is dragging myself into work with the flu, which a large amount of people do. Which is selfish, but understandable. No one wants to give up their fun time days for a day full of phlegm.
5. You have to pay taxes and insurance on EVERYTHING and chances are you will rarely (if ever) use your insurance.
You pay taxes till you die. I was under the interesting impression that if you pay off your house, it is yours. This is not the case. You pay property taxes on it. FOR-EV-ER. And if you fail to do so, the MAN takes your home. Also, you have to have health insurance, home owners insurance, auto insurance and possibly a few more.. These insurances are to 'protect' you and the people around you from something that's probably never going to happen.